yes, i’m rather sad to say.
that i’ve finally realized how to.
well,
use blogger.
and revert back to it’s classic template.
thus.
i’ll be shifting to blogger.
and again, i’ll have to ask you to go over to my new blog.
HELO IM RATHER GLAD THAT YOURE HERE.
PLEASE RELINK!
AS WELL AS SHIFT YOUR MOUSE TO THE LINK BELOW.
HTTP://MY-LABYRINTHINE-LIFE.BLOGSPOT.COM
and click.
thanks!
well.
yea, my poor head.
the olevels are here.
and i’m like.
still..
computer-less,
if there’s such a word to describe it.
i would only say, that i’m getting the feeling of..
uh,
spastic-infotec-ism.
it’s a self derived form of techy spasticm,
made by yours sincerely.
it’s been like,
close to two months?
i cant really remember when was the last time i really managed to touch my computer.
the only dumb-arse thing i can do with it is to,
uh.
charge my ipod.
yea.
my crackpot second gen ipod.
the straight one.
i’m still hoping for an ipod touch.
eggy bought hers the other day, or rather,
it’s been quite long.
we played spore with hers,
it’s like, totally funny and cool.
since there’s a built in motor-thing-that-detects-your-movements-each-time-you-move-the-ipod-thing.
we played spore with much glee,
and glee includes,
screaming.
laughing.
shrieking.
shouting.
and shock.
thoese were only a minuscule part of our feelings when we first used ‘teh poddy’.
i’ll talk more about that,
and the rest of my life so far,
after.
after,
after,
and finally, after i get my com.
i hope.
i serioously hooope that i can get a lappppppy,
it’ll serve me so much better.
well, you might wonder where i am now.
here’s a clue.
it just rang out.
‘dear readers, the library is closing in fifteen mins, xxxxx we hope to see you again soon.’
uh, i like, forgot the ‘xxxxxxx’ part.
but anw,
i’m like, just junking what’s in my brain out.
so far,
exams have been good.
i’ve a high amount of confidence in my sciences,
more of chemistry then physics.
but i still made dumb dumb dumb mistakes in them.
also, i’m counting on my english to score like,
really well.
my geog went over so-so.
maths,.
that.
was.
a
total
killer.
well, i guess my mathy-skills have yet to improve.
but still, i’m looking on the bright side,
only four more papers.
ss,
f&n,
stinking-flaber chinese,
science mcq.
and it’s all over.
soon.
oh, and also,
the jacket which i had ordered from aeropostale came.
it’s like.
totaly fab.
a white base, and a dotty feature.
i like, loooove it.
and, it keeps me warrrrm.
but it cost me like, two pockets worth of gold.
crap that.
gah, i’ve so much more to type.
but i’ve like got to go.
or i’ll risk getting my butt kicked outa the library.
crap.
i’m-in-need-of-some-tech!
i seriously need some techy stuff.
besides my poddy.
can like,
anyone donate a com to me?
or a lappy?
i’m like, getting desperate.
man,
being tech-less stinks.
crap.
i think i’ll go bite someones head off.
oh, and i’ve been in contact with my wonderful primary school friend,
shuxian,
a wonderful girl,
and i totaly treasure the friendship we have.
it’s been like, seven years?
i love you girl,
even though you’ve yet to reutrn me 35bucks.
yea. chicken.
what a total chicken.
my past few days has not really been that good.
but still, i’ve got to look on the bright side.
for starters.
i would sincerely like to thank my dearest friend, koh yoke yang,
nicknamed eggy by us,
for loaning her dearest laptop to me.
again.
she has gone through many nags of her father before loaning to me this laptop.
and for that, i’m utterly greatful to her.
the wonderful-est friend of mine.
thanks eggy!
and the reason behind the laptop borrowing,
my com’s down.
really down now.
like, seriously literally down.
cause like, uh, well.
my system32 files have been corrupted.
or to be exact.
my system32\config files have been corrupted.
yes.
it’s sad.
very.
i know.
i almsot cried.
but, still, it’s like, in a way, killing two birds with a single stone.
my mom’s gona get a new com, hopefully a mac,
and i’ll get to concentrate on my studies,
at long last.
but sitll, that com of mine has been with me for three years straight, or even longer.
it’s hard to remember.
as far as i do know.
the motherboard has been changed three times.
the monitor once.
the printer twice.
the cpu casing twice.
the graphic card once.
the dvd drive once.
the memb card once.
the keyboard once.
the modem twice.
as you can see from the list above.
i can hereby conclude that my computer, is officially.
NOT, and would never be, classified as a DELL computer anymore.
i totaly dislike delll now.
it gives so much trouble.
my mom holds the same opinion.
thus, we arent getting a dell platform anytime soon.
i think i’ll just stick to my love with macs.
macs are just so totally cool.
and now, just the other day.
there was this total mad incident, which made me look down on the main charater totally.
it seems that the bus service number: 25,
is totally against me, for no reason what so ever.
it was after school, and i’ve just finished lunchon with eggy,
we left our seperate ways, me taking the bus home.
yesyes, i know, i’ve said that i wont take the bus home anymore, but this was an emergency.
i had to rush home and complete my work.
thus, i boarded the bus.
and lo-and-behold.
it was 25.
i didnt really mind.
so i sat on it.
but this time round.
my phobia of the upper-deck was awaken,
and i sat at the lower deck instead, on the side seats, that if one would sit in,
one would have to control one’s facial features and resist temptation of laughing at the person sitting opposite you, whom would, always, be doing something crazy.
after two busstops,
the bus pulled to a stop at one of the bus stops near a traffic light,
and finding that no one was gona board,
the drive drove off.
but boy was he wrong.
along ran,
yes.
ran.
along ran, a malay man.
note: i’m not against malays. nor discriminating them. nor am i being racist. he just was a malay man with a total hell-of-a attituide, which totally irritated me.
apparently, the malay man had wanted to go on board the bus,
but, the bus was already at the traffic light,
and according to the busdriver,
he isnt allowed to pick up passengers at other places besides the bus stop itself.
thus, the bus driver refused to let the youngster in.
the yongster failed his arms wildly, so wildly, that for a moment, i was afraid that he’ll defy gravity and fly or something.
sadly, it didnt happen.
finally, when the malay youngster got pissed, the stood infront of the bus,
and at that exact moment,
the traffic light turned green.
behind me, i saw cars zipping pass, but my bus stood still.
the youngster was still failing his boney arms at the bus driver.
and the busdriver was pointing to the roadside, asking the youngster to get off the road, and onto the pavement.
i can also say,
that the youngster almost gave the driver the finger, expected from an ite student,
the long sleek finger.
almost though.
finally, after some time, the youngster gave-up the fight,
and walked away.
serves-him-right, what a total failure.
ahyes, recently, i’ve been listening to ebooks.
i’ve finished quite a few.
including melting stones, tamora pierce’s.
agatha christie’s, christmas pudding, death in the clouds, abc murders, and three other more.
also, i’ve finished colfer’s artemis fowl series, the latest book; the time paradox.
a total cool book.
ah, and just yesterday.
i went over to kovan, and bought myself the book i’ve always wanted.
which was made into a movie.
the movie which i’ve always wanted to watch.
but couldnt find anyone to watch it with.
as it was a total romance movie.
cliche heh.
still, i’m currently reading that book right now.
it’s on the left of me right now.
i’m taking so much care of it,
that i dont even dare open it too big, in case a mark is left on it.
the story’s wonderful.
there are parts where one would laugh at the crude yet realistic jokes in the book.
and there are times that one would feel so touched,
that tears are able to fall.
it’s just such an interesting book,
i just cant wait for a new com, i’ll straight away download the movie,
and watch it.
it’s gona be on the top of my ’so-so-so-wants’ list right now.
the movie and book title is called:
“P.S I Love You”
now dont go saying that it’s over-rated.
you’ve yet to read the book i guess.
either that,
or youre feelings are spoilt, get them fixed.
mine’s working fine, and i say, that the book’s great.
read it to believe it.
now, i’m sitting in macs,
waiting for my tuition to start.
and also, i’m secretly listening to the conversation these three guys are having right next to me.
total weirdos.
seriously, i never had the image that the town held a huge species of weirdos.
they come in all shapes and sizes.
types and characters.
or maybe,
it’s just my eyesight.
oh, and talking about eyesight.
i’m on a task, to cure my eyesight.
said by my f&n teacher,
she has tried, tested and proven the method of drinking carrot juice would help in one’s eyesight.
and now,
i’m on a mission to cure mine.
my degree isnt that bad as it is.
but still, its a total chore to wear spects, day in day out.
i feel like a bat without them.
i’ll rather cure my eyes, then wear contacts.
thus,
i’m starting on my diet of drinking orange juice everyday.
a bottle/packet/cup per day.
however, mdm chow said that drinking too much would cause my skin to turn yellow.
emmie and i joked about that,
we joked that if i would to drink two bottles/packets/cups per day, or more,
i would first turn yellow,
then orange,
then red.
then green.
then blue.
then brown.
and then black.
i laughed at the last one. black.
well, i guess i should be stopping my post here,
it’s been rather long.
1200 words.
1201 now.
it has jumped to 1202
and now, 1206.
alright, i’ll conclude everything.
right here, right now,
and i’ll stop listening to the funny conversation the guys are having next to me.
1232 words
why, you might ask.
the reason would be utterly simple.
however, my brain is unable to generate the answer out.
thus,
my fingers would do the work today.
in this post.
my brain isnt gona work.
thus,
i’ll just have to rely on my fingers.
i pray that they do me proud.
with the prelim results out,
my life has became a disaster zone.
you should see the turmoil in my mind right now,
i’m sure it isnt a pretty sight.
but still, theres this slight glimmer of hope.
i’ve only failed one subejct thus far.
maths.
both my maths tutor must be terribly disappointed in me.
but it’s alright,
i’m disappointed in myself too.
but still,
at least i have passed my physics and chemistry.
that seems like a good sign, no matter what the marks are.
the practical sessions of chemy and phyyyy are great.
i managed to scrape through chemy with nine.
and a whopping ten for my phyy, if only i didnt do that one mistake,
i would have gotten full marks.
both papers are upon fifteen.
my humans wernt that amazing either.
i’ve only scrape through my geog and my ss.
geog was depressing, i made mistakes i didnt know i could make.
and ss was slightly better.
but i flunked in the SBQ,
as usual, my SEQ was much better.
the rest of my grades went that outstanding either.
english was the worst, far off from my expected grade.
i cant even believe that i can get the marks that were written in that detestful red ink.
due to my pride, i would prefer not to disclose my results to you.
i wont hurt my pride.
but only i myself, and my close friends, know how ‘well’ i did.
flunk the english markers.
now, for exciting incidents.
just a few days ago.
there was this stupid old man.
he was utterly horizontally challenged,
and carried an equally horizontally challenged bag.
with so many other seats on the bus,
he came and sit next to me.
my suspicuions were arroused, i raised my guard and waited.
i would so prefer to use vulgarities here,
but i shalnt.
thus, i’ll sub them with stars instead.
like the four-lettered star below.
****.
the b****y ****ing old man sat so ******* close to me,
that his ***** tighs touched mine, at the sides.
also his ***** clafs touched mine.
i waited for awhile, and inched slightly inner.
but he still ************ came closer.
i tried it for three times,
and each ****** time, the ******* man would move in.
he’s a balding old ******* man, who either posseses no brain at all,
or have lost his watching p**n.
b****y old ****.
thus, i got so ******************* mad,
that i stood up.
and slapped him.
yea.
slapped him.
right there.
in the face.
i shouted to him,
‘respect girls please’.
and walked down the bus.
i shalnt curse him,
but i so do wish i can hurl daggers of vulgarities at him.
!@@@@@@#%@%^***.
thats how idiotic he is.
a total ******.
argh, just typing about him makes my head bigger.
thats why now,
i’ve grown slightly smarter.
i’m walking home everyday after school.
no more bus rides for me.
i’m too traumatized by the incident.
walking would also help me exercise,
which is, in a way a plus factor for me.
thus i’ve decided that i’ll walk home from school everyday.
well, now, the big Os are only less then a month away.
i had better start studying.
soon.
i pray that everything would go smoothly.
yes, how long has it been that i’ve not posted a long post.
very long i guess.
and, i have decided,
i’m against telling you my three-part dream and my weird dream.
i’ll just keep it to myself, cause, the more i think about it,
the more it gets weirder.
my mind would be better off forgetting it.
on wednesday, i met sister yann and went for a movie trip over to vivo.
i think, the last time i’ve visited vivo was like.
last year.
it has not changed much, but still, it’s easy to get lost in the huge mall.
as as you can guess from my title,
we went to watch WALL.E.
the current disney pixar’s show that hits the big screens.
one word for the show.
utterly, fantastic.
the show is a must watch, and a will laugh show.
although there is not much dialogue,
but still, it’s a show that would entertain people of all ages.
i’m so totally in love with WALL.E now.
so in love, that i even downloaded the movie once over again,
as well as it’s soundtrack.
and i so wish to do a spoiler now,
which i most probably would, like,
right now.
the movie starts off with the scene of Earth, the 22nd century kind of Earth, with robots and all those high-techy stuffs.
also, with all possible roads and areas filled with litter.
Buy n Large, a megacorporation, took over every kind of service on Earth, however,
now that Earth is overrun by waste, waste and more waste,
pollution levels rise, and by the government,
Earth is unable to support any kind of life.
thus, the whole of earth’s population goes on a tour trip, upon the Axiom, into space.
Abroad the axiom, there are ultra sleek robots everywhere, and the humans on the axiom are, as eve and wall.e found out later, all very extremely extremely fat.
the show is so fascinating, that even i am unsure of how to tell it properly into a post.
its like, the funniest among all comedies i’ve watch thus far, with the exception of a few.
but now, i’ll start with the introduction of the characters.
WALL.E (Waste Allocation Load Lifter Earth-Class)
he’s a dirty old trash compactor, and the last one of his kind left on earth.
made by B&L to clean up the waste on earth, he slowly develops a character.
his “home”’s a truck, and filled to the brim with gadgets and things of all kinds,
from spare ‘tyres’ of his, extra ‘eyes’, to toys of all sorts, including, the rubic cube.
his main source of entertainment is the makeshift television,
which is a VCR somehow connected to an ipod, and then, he uses some sort of magnifying glass to magnify the miniature pod screen, and views it.
from the VCR that he plays, he learns the action of holding hands, which is absolutely cute.
he goes on about his typical day, but later stumbles upon eve.
he’s absolutely cute, and totally adorable.
Hal
a (robotic?) pet cockroach that WALL.E found and kept. apparently he cant seem to be killed even when he’s squashed by WALL.E many times.
extremely lovable, and stays put at the same spot where WALL.E left him when WALL.E left on eva’s spaceshuttle.
EVE (Extraterrestrial Vegetation Evaluator)
with an ipod sleek-ishness, eve is far by my favourite character in the whole movie.
apparently, the co-founder of apple is also something like the co-founder of disney’s pixar.
and the person who created eve is the guy who designs the ipod.
eve is a total white bot, who speaks multiple languages and has a stylish ‘hand-gun’ which when kept, is absolutely awesome, notice the action of how she does it.
just like putting a real gun in it’s holster.
Eve is one of the eve-bots which are sent down to earth to scan for possible living things,
or rather, possible vegetation.
however, with many years of checks, all have came back negative,
until now.
well, i’ve got to sleep now,
i’ll type more, when i’m like, really free.
the stinking olevel stress is creeping up onto me.
i’m working tomorrow as well,
just to destress abit, also to take my mind off stufs.
WALL.E’s cute.
watch it.
as said in the title above, dreams.
today, i’m going to share with you, the dreams of my past few nights.
although i have possibly no idea why i’m thinking of such things at night,
or if my subconsciousness is making my brain do weird things.
well, last night, oh no, wait, i mean, the night before, my dream was utterly..
how would i put it,
interesting, in a way.
it was in parts.
literally,
i woke up after the first part, and i went back to sleep, and to my shock, it continued.
thus, each time after i woke up and went back to sleep, my dream continued.
it was fascinating to me, the part of me which was still ‘awake’ and thinking well.
in total, there were three parts.
all, in some way or another, had a linkage with each other.
and now, here goes my dream.
dont laugh please, you’ll hurt my feelings,
i know many of the next few things you are about to read are hillarious and it may deem me as childish, but i assure you a hundred and one percent, that i’m sane.
ohcrap, i’ve been surfing round the internet so much,
that i’ve forgotten to come back here and type.
thus, again, i have to say.
i’ll write more tomorrow.
seriously.
i really will.
really.
look into my eyes, what do they tell you?
that i aint lying right?
no?
what?! you’re lying, get yourself a pair of spects.
i’m off to bed.
it’s pass my bedtime.
and i love WALL.E.
the show’s fantastic.
WALL.EEE loves EVAAAAA.
ahyes, ms nathan came by to our school for the teacher’s day celebration.
had quite some fun, i would admit.
although i’ve not much time to type about it now, i’ll do it later.
if i’ve enough time,
i’ve yet to finish the requested signatures on the forums that i have from people.
time to open photoshop, and do some crap.
so far, i’ve more or less, ‘mastered’ photoshop,
a widdle bit of dreamweaver and flash,
as well as c++ and java.
i’ve almost mastered html,
but technology has moved ahead of me,
and now they’re using xtml, css.
what a waste.
stuffs that i have an intent on learning till thus:
1) GIMP
2) C++ /C#
3) javascript
4) XTML
5) CSS
6) phyton
7) dreamweaver
8 ) flash.
well, it’s quite a big load of programmes,
i guess i’ll start on them after my olevels,
starting with css and xtml.
or maybe java.
i’ll see how things go.
but for now, i’ll enjoy my holidays while they last.
i’ll type more later,
if i do have a later,
i’ve got 12 siggy requests to do.
i pray my com dosent do its auto-shut-down trick again.
yes, i promote free speech.
why?
cause i’m bored.
not really so though.
my prelims have just ended, with a bang.
a huge bang.
it wasnt that bad as i expected it to be, but still,
it was a utterly tedious week.
i’ve just downloaded a new editing software,
called GIMP 2.4.7
i’m trying my utterly best to learn it right now,
but with limited tutorials on how to animate with gimp for my siggys,
it’s hard to self-learn.
but still,
i’ve mastered how to make a block of wood move.
better that then nothing.
and now, today.
i shall not talk about my day,
but instead,
i shall talk, or rather, type you a million ways of how to eat fries from mcdonalds.
and if i do have the time later,
i would tell you about my day.
now,
first of all,
let me start off the bubble of thought for today.
HOW TO EAT FRIES FROM MCDONALDS
yes, isnt this an interesting topic.
i’ve kinda thought of it when i was at macs the other day,
and today, when eggy and peeps complained about the way i ate my fries,
i guess i’ve to post it up.
now, onto the sticky part.
1) plain w/o salt
2) with salt
3) w/ extra salt
4) with chili sauce
5) with tomato ketchup
6) with mayonnaise
7) with curry
8 ) with icecream [kids love this, i've no idea why.]
9) with sweet and sour
10) with bbq sauce
11) with your burger
12) with pepper packets
13) with chilli & mayo.
14) with caramel dip
15) with tomato and mayo
16) with curry and mayo
17) with chocolate icecream [again, i've no idea why.]
18) with strawberry milkshake
19) with chocolate milkshake
20) with vanilla milkshake [i'm typing these for fun]
21) with maple syrup [breakfast menu]
22) with jam [breakfast menu too]
23) with chilli & mayo & pepper packets [my current favourite, trust me, it's delicious]
24) with tomato & mayo & pepper packets
25) with curry & mayo & pepper packets
26) with pepper and salt added into the paper drive thru bag, and shake.
i think i’ll add some more tomorrow,
i’ve gota sleep now.
i’ve been watching youtube, MADtv.
it’s hilarious.
i’ll show a few funny ones here.
also, i’m gona talk to the first lady tomorrow.
yea, the president of singapore’s wife.
an honuor for me, i’m gona talk to her about photography, and stuffs related to that.
rather cool i would think so.
hope i dont mess up anything or stumble.
wish me luck.
now, videos.
for those who watch project runway,
this is an extremely L-O-L thing.
high school musical lovers here,
spoofs galore.
love hillary duff?
think again after watching this.
and the all time love of tv-gluers.
one of the few english shows that i dont watch, LOST.
thats all here.
my prelims are over, it’s time for the BIG OOOS.
i’m in a tight situation.
i’m learning gimp.
and i’ve no idea what it is.
more or less.
it’s like photoshop and imageready combined together all in a jumble.
and in gimp,
there are a zillion more buttons to press.
one toolbar alone is enough to baffle me,
then i realize i can set more.
i’ve yet to do anything, only install GAP,
for my animation tools.
time to brush up on my animation skills and get started with a new programme.
provided that i’m able to handle it.
and not let it cause a major uproar in my mind.
i’m praying that i’ll be able to acquire at least the basis of the programme by, next week or so.
well, today was dumb.
downright dumb.
i was supposed to go for my chinese prelim exams.
but,
after much thought, i would rather not.
i just couldnt bring myself over to the cold and quiet hall,
and sit infront of a paper,
which consists of shapes and lines,
all of which,
i’m unable to read.
i totally detest chinese.
totalllllly detest.
i just seriously detest chinese.
it’s a dumb language.
i cant read it.
i detest the country it originated from,
i cant write it.
i can speak it, only that.
but still, it’s a extremely hard language to master.
i rather take up indian.
or some other subject,
then stick to chinese.
chunk that.
time to revise f&n,
it’s the last exam for the week.
bless my gullet and intestines.
i’m-saving-up-for-an-itouch!
